Funny Pick Up Lines That Actually Make Her Laugh

Funny pickup lines work when they're self-aware. Cringe = delivered straight. Funny = delivered with a wink. Below are 50+ lines with the self-aware framing built in.

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5+ funny pick up lines to steal

  1. #1I was going to open with a pickup line, but you deserve better. Here's a slightly elevated pickup line instead.
  2. #2On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you Saturday?
  3. #3Are you a parking ticket? Because I can't get you off my mind and you're kind of expensive.
  4. #4My therapist said I should stop messaging strangers on the internet. But like, she hasn't seen your profile.
  5. #5I'm the guy your mom warned you about. Except with a job, emotional intelligence, and hobbies.
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How to use funny pick up lines

Self-deprecating > pickup-artist

'I'm going to pretend I'm playing it cool but my roommate saw me screenshot your bio' disarms + invites.

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FAQ

Are funny pickup lines corny?

Only if copy-pasted. Original + situational = funny. Recycled from the internet = corny.

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